💭 Motion Statistics
Round 1

TH believes that women domestic workers should reclaim the Cult of Domesticity (the real housewives of iriga city)

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20%
20%
6 Gov wins 6 Opp wins
probably balanced
18%
12%
11 Gov vetoes 7 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level

TH supports the creation of all-women courts for handling gender-based violence cases (she not a girl.. it's miss toler. it's JUDGE toler, be quiet)

13%
17%
4 Gov wins 5 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
13%
23%
8 Gov vetoes 14 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level

TH regrets the glorification of symbolic firsts (e.g., first female CEO, president, astronaut) in contemporary feminism (katy perry was the first flopstar in space)

27%
1 Gov win 8 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
18%
15%
11 Gov vetoes 9 Opp vetoes
probably balanced
Round 2

TH opposes the decolonisation of art by imposing quotas for art from a specific culture in museums, galleries, and theatres (british museum stole the giza pyramids)

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10%
13%
3 Gov wins 4 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
17%
25%
10 Gov vetoes 15 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level

TH, as an up-and-coming straight male actor, would actively pursue queer roles (timothee chalamet is queerbaiting)

10%
33%
3 Gov wins 10 Opp wins
imbalanced at 10% level
20%
7%
12 Gov vetoes 4 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 5% level

TH believes that winners in the Big Four Awards should be determined entirely by public vote (who voted for emilia perez)

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27%
7%
8 Gov wins 2 Opp wins
imbalanced at 10% level
7%
12%
4 Gov vetoes 7 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level
Round 3

TH predicts that, if Pax Americana were to end, there would be greater prosperity in the Global South (pax americana (not a taylor reference))

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20%
10%
6 Gov wins 3 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
23%
12%
14 Gov vetoes 7 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level

TH prefers a world where regional hegemonies (e.g., Iran in the Middle East, India in South Asia) would prioritize maintaining domestic peace and order over intervening in global affairs (we have the UN at home:)

20%
10%
6 Gov wins 3 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
7%
15%
4 Gov vetoes 9 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level

TH believes that the G7 should exclude the United States from its coalition under the Trump administration (like a G6)

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23%
17%
7 Gov wins 5 Opp wins
probably balanced
12%
17%
7 Gov vetoes 10 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level
Round 4

TH, as Filipino farmers and fisherfolks, would pursue a collective market strike by withholding all agricultural and fishery products (nobody's eating tonight guys)

20%
20%
6 Gov wins 6 Opp wins
probably balanced
10%
12%
6 Gov vetoes 7 Opp vetoes
probably balanced

TH believes that Indigenous Peoples in the Philippines should pursue full political, economic, and cultural autonomy (BARMM was just the beginning)

20%
17%
6 Gov wins 5 Opp wins
probably balanced
12%
23%
7 Gov vetoes 14 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 50% level

TH supports the promotion of social justice agendas of minorities through aesthetic discourse (human rights lawyers are so dark academia coded)

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13%
10%
4 Gov wins 3 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
20%
8%
12 Gov vetoes 5 Opp vetoes
imbalanced at 10% level
Open Octofinals

TH opposes the pursuit of Artificial General Intelligence (hi i'm samantha!)

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25%
13%
2 Gov wins 1 Opp win
balance inconclusive
19%
13%
3 Gov vetoes 2 Opp vetoes
balance inconclusive

TH believes that it is in the interest of the Trump Administration to not restrict Stargate in the United States (from the producers of watergate & pizzagate, introducing ... stargate)

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13%
1 Gov win 0 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
13%
25%
2 Gov vetoes 4 Opp vetoes
balance inconclusive

TH would prioritize the synthetic creation of novel xenobiological organisms over attempts to de-extinct species (does this mean catboys are finally gonna be real)

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25%
25%
2 Gov wins 2 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
13%
6%
2 Gov vetoes 1 Opp veto
balance inconclusive
Open Quarterfinals

TH believes that humanity should abandon organized religion in favor of individualizing religion (is 666 an angel number)

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25%
75%
1 Gov win 3 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
No teams vetoed this motion
Open Semifinals

TH would ban all forms of private ownership and activity in environmentally critical lands (e.g.watersheds, mangroves, and marshes) (resort in the chocolate hills? gnarly)

50%
50%
1 Gov win 1 Opp win
balance inconclusive
No teams vetoed this motion
Open Finals

TH would make Ibong Adarna publicly accessible (don't touch my birdy)

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100%
1 Gov win 0 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
No teams vetoed this motion
Marvin Parma Cup Quarterfinals

TH believes that the Makabayan bloc should consolidate its party-lists in the upcoming 2028 Philippine general elections (we need a partylist for annoying pinoy vloggers)

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50%
0 Gov wins 2 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
13%
13%
1 Gov veto 1 Opp veto
balance inconclusive

TH would implement a Non-Constituency Member system in the Philippine Senate (saling pusa (senate edition))

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25%
1 Gov win 0 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
13%
25%
1 Gov veto 2 Opp vetoes
balance inconclusive

TH predicts an opposition-led presidency after the 2028 Philippine National Elections (duterte x marcos mutually assured destruction)

25%
0 Gov wins 1 Opp win
balance inconclusive
25%
13%
2 Gov vetoes 1 Opp veto
balance inconclusive
Marvin Parma Cup Semifinals

TH would abolish the MATATAG curriculum (what's the notebook color of makabansa)

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50%
50%
1 Gov win 1 Opp win
balance inconclusive
No teams vetoed this motion
Marvin Parma Cup Finals

TH supports the rise of performative allyship in corporate and online spaces (talk valentina! ALLY)

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100%
1 Gov win 0 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
No teams vetoed this motion
High School Finals

TH, as a powerful revolutionary, would adopt accelerationism to bring about the end of capitalism (nick land is soo edgy hahah)

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100%
1 Gov win 0 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
No teams vetoed this motion